Texts From Taking Back Sunday

Alright, I’ll be posting some more tonight.

Sorry, I wanted to post more sooner but today is my first day off work since I last posted. Anyways, keep a lookout for some tonight.

♥ 1 Notes / Fri Feb 24th, 2012 ≡ reblog

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just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?

♥ 4 Notes / Thu Feb 16th, 2012 ≡ reblog

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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision

♥ 16 Notes / Thu Feb 16th, 2012 ≡ reblog

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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream “i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!

♥ 4 Notes / Thu Feb 16th, 2012 ≡ reblog

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I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can’t find my clothes from last night, I’m still wasted, i’m pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT’S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.

♥ 4 Notes / Thu Feb 16th, 2012 ≡ reblog

Changed the theme up…

What do you guys think?

♥ / Thu Feb 16th, 2012 ≡ reblog

Anonymous Asked: "I think you should change your theme, this blog deserves something cooler."

Answer:

haha I’m on it! That was just a quick fix for now until I had time to get something better.

♥ / Wed Feb 15th, 2012 ≡ reblog

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let’s bang

♥ 5 Notes / Wed Feb 15th, 2012 ≡ reblog

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I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can’t remember if he took off his furry panda hands…

♥ 3 Notes / Wed Feb 15th, 2012 ≡ reblog

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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic

♥ 9 Notes / Wed Feb 15th, 2012 ≡ reblog

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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying “don’t worry i’ll get it i’ve been working out”

♥ 11 Notes / Wed Feb 15th, 2012 ≡ reblog

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im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid

♥ 3 Notes / Wed Feb 15th, 2012 ≡ reblog

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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I’m very serious. And yes I’m very high.

♥ 21 Notes / Wed Feb 15th, 2012 ≡ reblog

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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There’s just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.

♥ 11 Notes / Wed Feb 15th, 2012 ≡ reblog

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imagine playing with puppies while we’re drunk.

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Like… we could film it and put like, “do you believe in magic” as the backround song and it would be complete joy.

♥ 15 Notes / Wed Feb 15th, 2012 ≡ reblog